Suzie's blog

Pidden How-ers

Some of you have been asking me to tell you about my super-powers. Which is cool, but they’re really not all that great. I mean, I don’t get what’s so exciting about them. And I’m kind of worried about what will happen when people find out. So, as a kind of build-up to THE BIG REVEAL (which won’t be all that dramatic or impressive, so don’t get your hopes up), I’m going to do some entries about my family.

Things my Dad says that are not true.


  1. ‘The Nation depends on us, Clare/Suzie/JP/Random person at the bus stop/Pucker.’ (No, it doesn’t, Dad. It never has and it never will.)
  2. ‘Normal people don’t understand us.’ (Dad is not that hard to understand. He loves sandwiches, my mum and being a hero. Probably in that order.)
  3. ‘That came out of nowhere.’ (Translation: ‘I did not see that coming, although I probably should have.’)

    Girl, Powers

    Pug H-D in Christmassy Kerchief

    Hi. I’m Suzie.

    Do not be fooled by this photo of a pug. I am not a dog, but a girl. I could blog in character as a dog, but what would be the point? I was thinking about going by an alias when writing this, like ‘Power Girl’ or ‘The Deadly Snark’, but TBH I didn’t want to sound like a superhero.