Did I mention we’re not even supposed to be using our super-powers?

JP and I are all right. But I think what Mum and Dad do is pretty much illegal. It is kind of romantic. Which makes it even more disgusting. (Not too gone on my parents being in love. Not that I want them to split up, or anything. But being reminded that they fancy each other is weird.)

Anyway, Mum’s powers contradict Dad’s powers because of the fire and wind/water thing. So when they decided to get married they were expelled from the International Superhero Association (ISA). Apparently, that sort of thing is frowned upon. Which is weird, because if Mum’s powers didn’t cancel out Dad’s ones, our house would have burned down, like, eight more times than it already has. Although maybe Dad’s powers only go crazy because he keeps hanging around with Mum. And vice versa.

They weren’t supposed to have children either, much less super ones. Which is total nonsense, because look at me and JP: he’s a ‘fly higher’ and I’m a … stuff-mover.

I still have to follow rules I don’t agree with. Like the no-highlights thing. So why are Mum and Dad hell-bent on doing stuff they’re not supposed to be doing, when they’re not even good at it? It boggles my tiny mind. 

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