One eyebrow is almost back to normal but the other is taking its sweet time about it, which means I look really sarcastic all the time. I don’t really mind because I can be quite sarcastic, and also one eyebrow is better than no eyebrows at all.
There should be a proverb about that, like ‘A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush’, only for eyebrows. ‘An eyebrow on the face is worth two in small ashy piles on the pillow’? It’ll TOTALLY catch on. You heard it here first, people.