Things my Dad says that are not true.


  1. ‘The Nation depends on us, Clare/Suzie/JP/Random person at the bus stop/Pucker.’ (No, it doesn’t, Dad. It never has and it never will.)
  2. ‘Normal people don’t understand us.’ (Dad is not that hard to understand. He loves sandwiches, my mum and being a hero. Probably in that order.)
  3. ‘That came out of nowhere.’ (Translation: ‘I did not see that coming, although I probably should have.’)

    Girl, Powers

    Pug H-D in Christmassy Kerchief

    Hi. I’m Suzie.

    Do not be fooled by this photo of a pug. I am not a dog, but a girl. I could blog in character as a dog, but what would be the point? I was thinking about going by an alias when writing this, like ‘Power Girl’ or ‘The Deadly Snark’, but TBH I didn’t want to sound like a superhero.